it wasn't lemon gatorade
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
