the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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