i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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