I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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