Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it's like iHOP with fire
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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