SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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