Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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