you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Randomize
