Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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