Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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