if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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