Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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