We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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