Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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