Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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