So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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