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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.

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OPRAH wat a hell of a night!

Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 7:03pm

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Cold fries and a melted milkshake? Welcome to Chubbyville.

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:15pm

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Firstyfollower you are a comedic gem. If you don't do stand up comedy in the real world, maybe you should.

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 18, 10 at 6:26pm

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Fatass..

Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:43pm

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Best day? Think so ;)

Submitted by FckFirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 7:46pm

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Why give a fuck if your first?

Submitted by notoche on Jul 18, 10 at 2:33pm

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Get over it the firsty guys are trolls they want you to get mad

Submitted by miles on Jul 19, 10 at 1:22pm

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Firsty pretzels!

Submitted by PolarBare on Jul 18, 10 at 2:18pm

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Mmmm chocolate shake and pretzels.... The beauty of this site is .. You can be firsty or sixthy or whatever you can start or get followed .. The fun hangs on .. The haters melt away...

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 2:39pm

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- Spoken like a true Firsty!
  
  Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 3:29pm
  
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Mmmm, breakfast.... 

Submitted by tishany on Jul 19, 10 at 7:46am

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Kinky.

Submitted by jakeb on Jul 19, 10 at 10:34am

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Miles of mud, you're not ignoring the firstys so use your own advice. Isn't it past your nap time?

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:04pm

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350lbs later.... Fat ass

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:49am

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Like they'd even still be good to consume....fake

Submitted by kaseyalayne on Jul 18, 10 at 2:46pm

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First

Submitted by konnerm on Jul 18, 10 at 2:14pm

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Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 7:03pm

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:15pm

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 18, 10 at 6:26pm

Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:43pm

Submitted by FckFirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 7:46pm

Submitted by notoche on Jul 18, 10 at 2:33pm

Submitted by miles on Jul 19, 10 at 1:22pm

Submitted by PolarBare on Jul 18, 10 at 2:18pm

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 2:39pm

Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 3:29pm

Submitted by tishany on Jul 19, 10 at 7:46am

Submitted by jakeb on Jul 19, 10 at 10:34am

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:04pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:49am

Submitted by kaseyalayne on Jul 18, 10 at 2:46pm

Submitted by konnerm on Jul 18, 10 at 2:14pm

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