how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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