OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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