I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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I need you to use more vowels.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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