I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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