The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Terrible idea I love it
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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