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New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
try to milk me bitch
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I'm really busy with my period
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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