I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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