I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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