if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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