I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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