...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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