my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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