Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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