Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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