Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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