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  Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"

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• This is freaking hilarious I'm a girl btw

  Submitted by yeaaaaabuddyyyy on Oct 10, 10 at 10:02am

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• Law students dont have time for all that? Are you joking? Why do you think theyre in law school....? To make lots of money to party and have lots of sex; maintain the lifestyle they grew up with. Party with a lawyer someday, you will almost for sure not get in any legal trouble due to their skill, and probably overdose on their cocaine. Juuuust sayin...

  Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 10, 10 at 3:50pm

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• @shopaholic1369 Watch me...

  Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Oct 10, 10 at 12:02pm

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• Please, do tell this string of logic.

  Submitted by Dragonfire on Oct 10, 10 at 4:16pm

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• The logic is you go for the pickup first. At the first sign of resistance you bow out, but you write your cell number on your card and leave them with that. They will text you within 24 hours and it usually starts with, "I didn't know you were a lawyer!" Works EVERY time.

  Submitted by Jughead on Oct 11, 10 at 4:01pm

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• Three no's and a yes = YES

  Submitted by tricitiesbounce on Jul 24, 12 at 1:35pm

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• To law school!!!

  Submitted by shaggerg on Dec 28, 10 at 1:34pm

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• Shopaholic, clearly you don't know who Tucker Max is.

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 12, 10 at 12:04am

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• I call BS. Law students don't have time for frivolous partying and lots of random sex.

  Submitted by shopaholic1369 on Oct 10, 10 at 10:36am

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  • @shopaholic: You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by meattastic on Oct 10, 10 at 11:23am

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• Shopaholic as a straight A law student myself. Gotta tell you we do have time for it, just gotta have the skill to budget your time right

  Submitted by yakturk43 on Oct 15, 10 at 12:28am

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• First!

  Submitted by sethisback1 on Oct 10, 10 at 9:38am

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