Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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