But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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