I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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