hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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