who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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