24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
