i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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