C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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