When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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