question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Two words: blizzard sex
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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