I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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