I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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