In the future we'll all be gay
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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