Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think a kid would responsible me up
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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