Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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