in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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