Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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