awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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