The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
