was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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