So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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